Men

Men

Men are beautiful beings just like woman are.

They are wired different than girls that is for sure.

I wish I could be a guy for a day, just so that I can feel and see how a man reacts, thinks and feel. How different are men than girls? We all have the same things besides their hormones and gentiles, right? Well, I really think that both of our hormones are wired different and we feel different. I am not a doctor nor study health, but I lived with two frogs, this is what I see.

My sons are very emotional. Is this because they are young or is it because they are always with an emotional mother..LOL Not sure.

Men are what makes a woman feel sexy, secure, beautiful and satisfy us sexually. OK, I will hear a lot of people disagreeing with me on this one. But, really think about this for a second. Really, think on this one. If you are attached, I am sure if your mate does not make you feel this way then there is a problem. If you are attached and you do feel this, congrats to you, you are one of the few. If you are a woman that is a lesbian, then think about this, because I am sure that at one point in your life you may have experienced this and if not, then that is OK. Your preference is different on a preference level. This is totally OK. (Who gives a F*&%$ what others think, right?)

I know that when I think about a man, those qualities come to mind and I get a fuzzy feeling when I think about this. I may have experienced maybe one or two of these qualities in my past frogs, however things changed, they changed, maybe I changed too, but regardless, it was not how I wanted it to turn out. I held on as much as I could but, things happen for a reason!

When I think about Lancelot, he will have all of these qualities. He will make me feel sexy, secure, beautiful and satisfy me sexually. I must admit, I love writing this piece and smiles over rule my body. Even thinking about Lancelot gets me wet.. LMAO

There are men that love football.. Football fans, LISTEN or should I say READ..... I see this a lot.. A man prefers football over sex.. WHY IS THIS?? Tell me something, if your team was playing and your mate gets naked, you will do one of two things. You will either tell her, "Honey, later... They are about to score". Or you will say, "OK, but let me see the screen while we do it".. Is this something romantic for you? LOL

Girls, when a man is watching football, place a football between your legs, I am sure you will catch their attention. If they are NOT watching football and still do NOT want sex, place a football in between your legs, it should work..

Men, you need to satisfy your girls if you want your relationship to work. The same with the girls, it goes both ways.

OPEN is the key. This is something I didn't have with my first frog. He was abusive and I was afraid to be OPEN with him. After I left him, he became freaky and obsessed with sex. Damn, why could he not be that way with me? If he would have been that way and had gone into anger management and fixed his anger issues than we would have been together today. Now, on to the second frog.. He was all talk no action. He didn't want to be as open as he said he would..

Men, you suck at times. Let me tell you why.. You talk the talk and walk the walk. If you cant do it, simply say NO. Dont keep us hanging thinking that we will have a freaky opportunity and then we don't.. WTF??

Men, if you promise something, just DO IT!! Don't promise and under deliver. This sucks!!

Men, bottom line is this.... If you want your girl to be freaky, to love you the way you want to be loved, I will tell you the secret to have this happen with your relationship... ARE YOU READY????

• Be open with your partner. Tell her your fantasies.


• Be and continue to be Romantic. This does not end, no expiration dates.


• Satisfy her needs, not materially but EMOTIONALLY. Men, get this one confused.


• Call or text her during the day. Something sexual, something that will make her feel good.


• Make her feel beautiful. A woman loves this.. "Honey, you look beautiful today"


• Notice her more. Is that a new dress?? New lipstick??


• Make her feel you want her and only her. This is important.. This will take away jealousy. She will feel secure of you.


• When she comes home, help her with house work or the kids.. Smile about it and DONT do it if you only want something!! (BIG)


• Tell her that you LOVE HER, all the time.. Not only for sex.


• Make everyday a different day, stay AWAY from routine


• Consistency is key, do it everyday.

If you are not used to doing this. You start to do it, she will ask questions. She may think you are cheating. All these weird things WILL go through her head. Tell her that you want to change your ways and show her the love you have for her. If you are consistent, she will be more secure and she will stop asking or wondering down the road.

This sounds like a HUGE list, but it really is int. It is all about being emotional to a girl. We ARE emotional beings. You are probably thinking, "Oh, I know all this already, this is nothing new". But do you actually do it? The answer most likely is NO.

Men, if you are on the rocks with your girl and want to make it work, especially if you have kids, I promise you that is if its not too late, do all of the above. SAVE YOUR RELATIONSHIP. It may NOT be greener on the other side like you might think.. Take it from me, I am dick less now and it is NOT fun.. LMAO.. Pussy for you will be harder to find unless you pay for it, then it would for me to get dick and i would get it FREE!!